"yankee doodle plastic boy toy ballad"

i'm a yankee doodle dandy,
   i'm a yankee doodle boy.
i've got more stuff
   if you want to smoke.
i betcha do oye-oye!

i'm a yankee doodle dandy,
   i'm a yankee doodle boy.
i like to sing with so much glee
   that brings me so much joy!

i'm a yankee doodle dandy,
   i'm a yankee doodle boy.
don't be alarmed if i stop and strum,
   i'm just a plastic toy!
   i'm just a plastic toy!!