ice monkeys came down from soul mountain
with banjos and mushrooms
to meet blue piggies in their sty.
caught unaware the piggies stood still
and liquid mud dripped off their snouts
and piggie semen dripped too.
your piggie sty is out of tune!
the ice monkeys declared sound war
and they shot the blue piggies dead in boom.
mushroom makes for merry laughter,
ice monkeys do no harm but play.
blue piggies hear all within soul mountain's hereafter
and wake in tune to the monkey way.